Was browsing around the web aimlessly and here I spotted the Hollywood entertainment page about how those ill-educated celebs are actually best at opening their mouths and shoving their feet into it. Check it out for a good laugh!
Paris Hilton:"What's Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like, wall stuff?"  (Well, she probably only knows LV, Gucci, Armani, Chanel!)

Britney Spears:"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know it's very popular out there in Africa." (Wow, where did she read this from ?! World statistics?)

Britney Spears:"I get to go overseas places, like Canada!" (Canada is "connected" and "glued" together with USA but seriously, it's another country, right? This one is not too bad, Britney!)

Christina Aguilera:"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" (Well, I don't know where else the Cannes film festival can be held!)

Linda Evangelista:"It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher." (Are you saying that teachers are ugly?? Kathie, sue her! hahaha)

Victoria Beckham:"I dress sexily, but not in an obvious way. Sexy, in a virginal way." (I only have one word on her: "Alien!!!" By the way, as a mother of 3, she is never a virgin, unless she claims herself as Virgin Mary, mother of Jesus Christ!)

Jessica Simpson:"I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me." (Is she implying that people from Texas eat like a cow?)

Elle Macpherson:"I never read anything I haven't written myself." (Then I guess her knowledge is very limited)

Pamela Anderson:"I don't think about anything too much ... If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out!" (Well, basically Pamela's brain is only for decoration but not for function. )
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  • Try this one from Barbara Bush - "What I'm hearing which is sort of scary is that they all want to stay in Texas. Everybody is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway so this (chuckle) – this is working very well for them." --Former First Lady Barbara Bush, on the hurricane evacuees at the Astrodome in Houston, Sept. 5, 2005